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Competition
by Michael P Calligaro
Darrek raced around a corner and through an archway, where he dove to the
left side. He took a deep breath and held it, standing perfectly still.
Two point three seconds later, the secbot--a squat little beast with four
wheels, a rotatable sensor array, and a taser that could stun an
elephant--wheeled through the arch. It ground to a halt in the center of
the room, and its main sensors began to spin to the right. At one time, the
sensors would have chosen the direction of spin at random, but Darrek, in a
bit of pre-job preparation, had convinced the 'bot's programming that no
matter the random number it computed, the sensors should spin to the right.
This gave Darrek 1.5 seconds to slide out through the archway and back
around the corner. Normally, the 'bot's rear motion sensors would have
noticed this, but Darrek had introduced a subtle bug into the machine's
programming which rendered the secondary sensors useless while the main
array spun. He slid out with 0.6 seconds to spare.
Safely out of sensory range, Darrek took a moment to check on the secbot's
progress. He blinked once and his stylish, mirrored sunglasses overlaid the
secbot's sensor information onto his field of vision. The little
programmable hunk of metal, on not seeing its prey anywhere in the room nor
on the long corridor before it kicked into high gear and sped off ahead.
With a smug grin, Darrek blinked again and brought back up his normal
information display. One of the info fields told him he had another 10.6
seconds before the secbot reached an intersection, didn't see him on either
fork, and called for help. He had to be in the next wing by then. No
problem.
Nine point eight seconds later he closed a door behind him and breathed a
sigh of contentment. God, how he loved his work! The defense systems, now
believing he was deep in the west wing, would start pulling resources out of
the east wing to search for him. By no coincidence, he now stood in the
east wing. He scanned over the hallway once in normal vision and then again
in infrared, finding everything as he expected it. He glanced at the map
icon in the lower right corner of his vision and blinked. A translucent HUD
map filled his screens. A yellow dot representing himself blinked in the
center of the map, and a thin yellow line traced out a path to his
destination. A few red dots representing secbots and other "things to be
avoided" moved around on the display. He made a mental note of the
locations of the red dots and closed the map, since the overlay tended to
interfere with his vision too much. He did, however, command his computers
to superimpose a yellow line on the floor for him. He knew the layout of
this building by heart, but he was proud of the technology he had invented
and used it at every opportunity.
He followed the yellow line, pausing from time to time to let a patrolling
secbot pass, and finally arrived at his destination. The arches into this
room had invisible beams running across their width that, if broken, would
send every secbot in the building bearing down on him. With a blink, his
glasses drew them in, allowing Darrek to happily confirm that they had not
moved since his preliminary studies. Since the beams were expensive, and
the building's security team worked under heavy budget constraints, they had
tried to keep their costs down by skimping on the number of beams used.
They did this by bunching them together near the floor and spreading them
out in increasing amounts as they went up. Darrek would have had trouble
sliding a piece of paper under the beam along the floor, but there was a
good 0.9m opening 1.5m from the ground.
The security team must have decided that no one could jump through a hole
that small and that high off the ground. They obviously never figured on
Darrek's trying to get in. He had practiced this jump for the last 32 days.
In fact, this portion of the job had delayed him more than any other aspect
of the building's security. With long loping strides and a curving path, he
charged at the archway, leapt, dove through the opening, and executed a
perfect roll on the other side. Child's play.
Once inside the room, Darrek took a moment to admire the artwork on the
walls. Not a connoisseur, he had no idea what any of it was worth, but he
had always liked Japanese art. He spent a good thirty seconds looking at
the pictures and letting his computers scan them. He'd peruse them later at
home. Right now he needed to focus on the object of his attention, a
special case in the center of the room.
He set his glasses on maximum zoom and studied the object in the case up
close yet from afar. He marveled at the katana's ornate grip, tsuba, and
scabbard. The museum guide had boasted that no finer sword existed on the
planet. Darrek, staring longingly at the images of two battling dragons
carved into the scabbard, their detail more intricate and exact than that of
the paintings on the walls, had to agree. The guide had also claimed the
blade could bend sideways until the tip touched the base of the grip and it
would spring back to perfect straightness. Darrek would soon be able to put
that claim to the test.
Darrek loved swords, especially katanas, but that was only part of the
reason he was here. Two months ago, when the sword went on display, the
security director had pompously announced that his system was so good no one
would be able to steal the priceless sword while it was in his museum. That
was the main reason Darrek was here. No one told him what he couldn't
do.
Though he knew it all by heart, he quickly let his notes on the room's
security system scroll by his eyes for review. The security around the
sword was actually somewhat ingenious, though it bordered on overkill. Four
laser motion detectors focused on it from the corners of the room. The
pedestal knew the sword's weight to a tenth of a milligram and would set off
alarms if that weight changed for more than a millisecond. Light sensors
ran along the top of the glass case and would notice if any part of the
glass was cut or even scratched. All the systems were separate from the
main security system and none were accessible from the Net. They didn't
even contact the other system directly. If Darrek tripped any of them they
would set off a series of audible alarms, alerting the main system. Each of
the thirty alarms was on its own circuit and extremely difficult to get to.
It would have taken Darrek all night to disable them.
Moving quickly, Darrek set up a sonic source in a corner and pointed it at
the case. He then moved to the next corner so that he faced the exit and
his sonic device pointed crosswise in front of him. Darrek almost managed
to admit to himself that he might not have been able to circumvent the
sword's security, although he held out on the idea that he would have come
up with something if he'd needed to. But he didn't need to. The stupid
security director didn't realize that it was pointless to wrap something in
heavy gauge chain if you planned to connect it to a light plastic cable.
With a blink from Darrek, the sonic source fired to life and shattered the
glass case. Alarms immediately blared and a thick security door began to
slide down over the arch. Darrek kicked off from the wall and raced across
the room. He set off all four motion detectors, which started more alarms.
He hardly slowed to grab the sword and scabbard as he passed by the case.
The pedestal, on feeling a change in weight, set off even more alarms. Not
that any of this mattered. The first alarm was enough.
Darrek, with the sword in his right hand and the scabbard in his left, dove
and rolled under the closing security door. He'd made it with 1.2 seconds
to spare. He sheathed the sword and stuck it in a special padded leather
case strapped to his back. With his hands now free and the sword secure, he
took off at a sprint down the hall. While running, he brought up the map
and kept his eyes open for the red dots of secbots. Of course, he didn't
expect any trouble. He had hacked the main system and changed it's
emergency programming. Rather than fan out and converge on the sword room
from all directions, the secbots would now all travel along the same
corridor, a corridor Darrek would happen to not be on. Also, when the
alarms went off, a subroutine Darrek had added convinced the security system
that a certain door was already locked and would not need to be locked
again. Sure enough, when he arrived at the door it opened easily. Stairs
ran up to the ground floor, and Darrek took them three at a time.
At the top of the stairs, calamity struck. Darrek ground to a halt and came
face to face with a squat hunk of metal with the words "Security Robot"
written on its chest. There was no red dot for this beast so Darrek could
not get a security report for it. He hadn't realized there were
independents patrolling the museum! He leapt to the right and the secbot's
first taser shot missed. It immediately recoiled its wires, turned and
fired again. Darrek leapt over the wires, landing on the secbot's other
side. He was in a large open room, and the secbot had too much range with
its stunner. It had already retracted the taser and was turning to fire on
Darrek again when he made his decision. He reached over his shoulder and
drew the sword. After a moment's hesitation, he swung and cut off the
secbot's sensor array, beheading it as it were. The damn thing started
spinning and firing the taser indiscriminately!
Darrek took the only available option, he covered his head with an arm and
smashed through a window. It was hardly a professional exit, but he got out
with the sword. Nothing else mattered. He momentarily scanned over the
blade to see if he had damaged it while cutting through the secbot's neck.
Not a single scratch or nick marred the blade. The thing was as good as
they had said. Impressed, he resheathed it and sprinted off the museum
grounds, across a vacant field, through a hole in a chain link fence he had
cut for himself, down a deserted street, and to his car. The car opened its
trunk and driver side door as he approached. He removed the leather case
and tossed it into the trunk, then jumped into the car and sped off. His
timers said that he'd taken 5 minutes and 34 seconds to get out--27 seconds
over budget. As he drove, he watched on his constant connection to the
police computers and saw that squad cars did not arrive for another ten
minutes.
Fifteen minutes after that, lights appeared his rear view mirror, causing
him to sigh. So, he'd been doing 90 in a 55 zone. Didn't the cop have
anything better to do than to bother him? He pulled over and flipped his
displays over to the cop's internal screen. The civil servant was running
his plates, but there was a technical difficulty and it would take a moment.
The cop got out and approached his car.
"What's the hurry?"
Darrek shrugged. "I just like to drive fast. Is that a crime?"
"Actually, sir, yes, it is. Let me see your license and registration."
Darrek handed his favorite pair over. "And why are you wearing sunglasses
after dark?"
"I assure you, officer, I can see just fine with them on." The glasses were
in nightfinder mode. "And I'm sure that wearing sunglasses after dark is
not a crime."
The cop grimaced then looked at the driver's license. His eyes got wide.
"Well, Mr. Eue, I'll be right back."
"Take your time officer," Darrek smiled. "I'm in no hurry." In the rear
view mirror, he watched the cop get back into his car and look down at the
screen there. Darrek blinked and the hourglass on the screen became the
information on the plates the cop had just run. The car was registered to
one Fuk Eue who lived at 69 Eatshitanddiecopper Rd. Darrek let the cop take
this in for a moment before he sent a high powered carrier signal that
shorted out or destroyed every electrical system in the poor guy's car. He
sped off, leaving the cop unable to start his car much less call for help.
He almost wished he could stick around and see the look on the cop's face
when the license and registration burst into flames, as they would in four
minutes and forty-one seconds.
* * *
At home, Darrek played with his new sword for half an hour, then hid it away
in a closet. The sword's balance and speed were even better than he'd
imagined. It was certainly not something he'd be selling any time soon.
Wiping the sweat away with a towel, he sat down in front of one of his
monitors and read his mail. There was a note from his mother asking how
things were going and another from an old girlfriend asking why he never
called her anymore. He wrote a quick reply to his mother, telling her that
his consulting business was going very well and tactfully asking if she
needed any money. The only person in the world who had ever had a rougher
life than Darrek was his mother. But she had given him everything he ever
needed--his first computer and the freedom to hang out electronically with
the right people and learn the right skills. He owed her. The note from
the old girlfriend he just deleted.
A piece of junk e-mail advertising "new" microwavable cookies set Darrek
aback. He wondered if he should set about destroying the company for
bothering him or start buying their products. Anyone who could get unwanted
mail through his complicated series of filters and kill files had to be
pretty smart, maybe even worthy of his patronage. Still unsure on the
better course, he filed that one away for more thought.
The most interesting note was an apparent mash of gibblygook one of his
electronic agents had picked up on alt.comp.numbers.random. The program
tried to decrypt everything posted there. Since almost no one knew Darrek
by anything more than his signoff--DarrekM--this was a common and secure way
to get in touch with him. People would encrypt a message that only he could
decrypt, strip off all normal-looking text, and post it on the
random-numbers bulletin board. Since no data ever sat unencrypted on his
system, Darrek had to re-decrypt the message before reading it. It said
there was a job that only Darrek could handle and asked if he was
interested. Always interested in a challenge, he wrote a reply, encrypted
it to the key included in the message, and sent it through fifteen randomly
chosen anonymous remailers to be posted on the same board. His message
instructed the caller to meet him on the corner of 4th and 128th at 4:00 and
not to be late.
He then made an anonymous donation to the local police fund. The donation
was almost exactly what it would cost to buy a new squad car. The game
wouldn't be much fun if he put the competition out of business.
* * *
There was nothing interesting on the corner of 4th and 128th, certainly
nothing worth waiting around for. A man in a dark gray suit had been
waiting there since 3:55 and kept glancing down at his watch and looking
around. Leaves blew by and he clutched his arms around his body, shivering.
Darrek sat comfortably on a bench around the corner, bundled up in a warm
leather jacket, and watching him through a fibercam he had left on a
windowsill nearby. At 4:31 the man got fed up and stormed off down 128th
street. After picking up the fibercam, Darrek discretely followed him for a
few blocks then widened his stride and caught up. He walked along for
another block, then, when no one else was around, asked "So, what did you
want to talk about?"
The man practically jumped. Then he looked incredulously at Darrek and
asked, "Are you Darrek M?"
With a shrug, he responded, "Could be."
"What's the 'M' stand for?"
"You're a nosy son of a bitch, aren't you?"
The man stopped, but Darrek kept walking. After a moment he hurried to
catch back up. "Listen, I've been standing around waiting for you for the
last half hour. You don't need to insult me."
Darrek shrugged again and kept walking.
"Well, why are you wearing sunglasses? It's cloudy out."
Darrek looked over at him an smiled. "You're a nosy son of a bitch, aren't
you?"
The man frowned and started to say something, then thought better of it.
After regaining his composure he said, "I want you to break into Intracon
for me."
This brought Darrek to a stop. Intracon was one of the most innovative and
successful software concerns on the planet. He'd been meaning to break into
them for a while but had never had much of a reason to do so. "That might
be challenging." Intracon's security was supposed to be top notch. "Are we
up for a bit of industrial espionage?"
"Something like that."
Darrek nodded and continued to walk.
"Well, do you want the job or not?" the exasperated man asked.
"What makes you think I can do that?"
It was the other man's turn to smile. "Because I'm a nosy son of a bitch.
I know the right questions to ask of the right people. You come highly
recommended."
"Did your sources also tell you that I come highly expensive?"
"They did."
Darrek nodded. "Tell me more."
* * *
The Intracon computer system had been surprisingly difficult to crack.
Twice he came within bits of being noticed, and once he had to fry a node to
hide his presence. In the end he invented a new method of breaking into
secure systems. It had all been quite rewarding. But sitting in front of a
computer hacking never even held a byte to the physical assault. He'd taken
steps to make sure no one could ever really catch him remotely. They might
lock him out of a system, but they couldn't catch him. It was quite
different when he was sneaking around in their basement with secbots and
armed guards buzzing around him. That was extremely thrilling.
Darrek crouched down behind a stack of boxes and surveyed the room through
its own camera system. A secbot lumbered by, oblivious to his presence.
These secbots were older and less intelligent than the ones in the museum.
Intracon really needed an overhaul of its physical security system. This
secbot was particularly stupid; it would get lost if it didn't have a
magnetic trail to follow.
The secbot ground to a halt and made a full revolution clockwise. It then
made another counterclockwise and started rapidly turning left and right
making feeble squeaking noises. Darrek had scrambled its trail there and it
had no idea where to go. Eventually a human guard came to investigate.
Darrek heard him report into an intercom (and he also read the words on his
screens) that the 'bot appeared busted and that they should get a tech down
there tomorrow morning. With a glance at an icon, a clattering noise rang
out in the stairwell down the hall. When the guard looked in that
direction, Darrek slipped behind and passed him. People were generally less
aware than the secbots, but they were also more random and thus kept Darrek
on his toes. This one never noticed him though. He instead went off to
investigate the noise in the stairwell. If he managed to find Darrek's
little computer-controlled, spring-loaded pellet, he wouldn't know what to
make of it.
Darrek didn't even pause at the guard's station. There was no information
there that he did not already have on his glasses, and there were no
controls that he could not operate remotely. He crumpled up some duct tape
and shoved it into the locking mechanism of a door. If anything went wrong,
this door would not lock and he could sneak out this way. Darrek liked to
think that nothing would go wrong, but he was pragmatic enough to cover
himself. He did this to another door and descended a flight of stairs to
the sub-basement. The single hardest part of the job lay just ahead.
Darrek's client wanted him to get an optical disc from a shielded room in
the subbasement. This room had its own security system that was totally
separate and isolated from the main one. What's more, the shielding was
such that no electrical transmissions would make it in or out. In short,
Darrek's glasses would not function in the room. Also, for all the money
Intracon had made in computers, it did not trust them very much. The disc
was actually kept in a steel safe with an old fashioned mechanical lock.
He scoffed at the memory of his client asking if he could open a safe like
that. Of course he could! He'd opened his first safe when he was little
more than ten years old. It was the landlord's safe. If his mother didn't
get the rent by that night, she and Darrek would have found themselves on
the street the next morning. Darrek was so desperate that he snuck in while
the landlord was there, although the fat, greedy bastard was unlikely to
hear him through his drunken stupor. Darrek took only twice the rent and
hid half of it in his room as an emergency fund. His mother didn't question
where the money came from; she was too desperate. After that, she never
questioned him when he brought her money.
Reflecting on the slippery moral slope of life and grinning the whole time,
Darrek pried the grill off an access panel and climbed into a tight
ventilation shaft. He climbed down five meters and removed a small,
low-speed drill from his hip pack. He drilled through the wall of the shaft
and found three thick wires. These were the source to the safe room's
power, and this was the one spot in the building that had reasonable access
to them. He drew them out and clamped a box over them. The box would cut
them at his command, then reconnect them at his later command. One
convenient aspect of an isolated system was that nothing would notice if it
went off-line for a while. He climbed back up the shaft and carefully
replaced the grill.
From there, he had a fairly uneventful walk to the safe room. He only had
to confuse one secbot, avoid another, disable three separate alarm systems,
and overpower one guard. At the final door, he signaled for the power to be
cut, picked the lock, opened the door, and stepped in. The door closed,
leaving him in total darkness. He flashed a light briefly to take in the
room and then turned it off. He preferred to crack the safe in the dark,
the way he'd been forced to do it that first time in his landlord's bedroom.
Besides, he thought to himself, you don't use your eyes to crack a safe.
It took longer than Darrek had thought it would. Though he had practiced at
home, he had become rusty at this. Frustrated, he considered attempting
some other method to open the safe. Deciding against a mid-game strategy
change, he sat back, took a deep breath, and tried again. Still no luck.
In a fit of desperation, he tried turning the knob the other way. Click.
He felt the first tumbler drop! So the subtle bastards had a safe that
worked backwards, did they? He shook his head. Like security through
obscurity would ever stop someone as good as him. Knowing to start
backward, he opened the safe easily. He then flashed his light again and
found only one optical disc inside. It was unlabeled, just as Darrek's
client said it would be. He grabbed it, closed the safe and walked back to
the door. Then he froze in his tracks.
How long had it been? In his frustration with the safe, he'd lost track.
His computers bounced info off of satellites and then through miscellaneous
broadcasters on shifting frequencies. He was always able to stay connected
from anywhere in the world--except in this room. He'd been so used to that
constant connection that he forgot to bring an independent timepiece with
him. Without knowing how long he'd been in here, Darrek could not be sure
where the patrolling secbot was. He sighed and resigned himself to his
fate. There was no sense dwelling on it. Either the secbot was there, or
it wasn't. He opened the door to see the secbot turning its sensor array
toward him.
Darrek dove out of the room and brushed against the secbot's electrical
wand. Though he only brushed it, the jolt threw him against a wall and he
bruised his shoulder. Now clear of the room, his glasses flared to life.
Ignoring the pain in his arm, Darrek squashed the alarm and reported the
secbot as malfunctioning. At most 2 seconds had elapsed. Hopefully none of
the human guards had noticed the alarm lights blinking on their systems.
The secbot lumbered toward Darrek, but he leapt over it and raced off down
the corridor. It appeared that the bored guards had not noticed the brief
alarm, for he had little trouble getting out.
Darrek could hardly wait to get home and find out what was on the disc.
Considering what they were paying him to get it, it had to be pretty
important. But the disc turned out to contain nothing more than a new
encryption algorithm. It was a very good one that he immediately copied,
but it was still just an algorithm. Darrek scanned the disc for hidden
information, but if there was any there they new how to hide it from him.
That was extremely unlikely. So why all the fuss for a new way to do
encryption?
Up until that point, Darrek had actually been working for himself. He did
not break into Intracon because someone paid him to do so. The payment was
nothing more than an excuse to do something he wanted to do anyway. But now
that he had proved to himself that he could surmount Intracon's defenses, it
was time to learn a bit about his client. He didn't bother with this before
because it didn't matter. Even if the job had been a setup, he would have
been able to pull it off. But now he had to decide how the job would end.
He brought up an image of his client from their last meeting, touched it up
a bit, and fired off a Net search.
* * *
Darrek turned up the collar on his leather jacket and danced around, trying
to keep warm in the windy autumn night. The trees at the edge of the
parking lot gave scant protection from the wind but did provide some amount
of visual cover. As always, he'd left his car far enough away that it would
be inconspicuous if he needed to leave it but close enough to get to in a
hurry. He'd arrived 45 minutes early, just to be safe, but as the cold set
in he started to wish he'd cut it a little less safe. When the car pulled
into the deserted parking lot only five minutes early, he swore to himself.
"I could have come 30 minutes later and not frozen my buns off." The car
stopped and Darrek's client, one Jack Morris, got out followed by two goons.
The driver stayed behind the wheel and left the engine running. "Typical,"
Darrek sneered.
He stepped into the dim yellow light of sodium lamps and wandered over to
the lone car.
"Hello Darrek. I can't believe you wear those sunglasses at night."
Darrek shrugged. Information on the car's owner, found from a search on the
license plates, scrolled by, including his home address, his wife's name,
and the name of the grade school his daughter attended. "I like my
privacy."
"And what's that you've got on your back? A stick?"
Darrek reached up over his left shoulder and fondled the padded leather case
strapped tightly to his back. "It's something I picked up a few weeks ago.
Seemed a shame to just leave it in the closet."
"But what is it?"
"You're a nosy son of a bitch, aren't you?"
Jack coughed and looked Darrek up and down angrily. Darrek ignored him and
turned his head to look at the two goons, forcing Jack to comment.
"Darrek, these are business associates of mine. You have no need to worry
about them." He muttered something else through clenched teeth, but Darrek
could not make it out.
Darrek shrugged again.
"So, did you get the disc?"
"Of course," he said with a smirk. He pulled it out of a pocket and held it
up.
With hardly concealed excitement, Jack rushed over to take it. But just as
he reached for the disc Darrek stepped aside and started pacing. "You know,
Jack, the hardest part of getting this was figuring out why you wanted it.
There are plenty of strong encryption algorithms out there, and as far as I
can tell, this one isn't considerably better than them.
Jack's face grew red. "You weren't supposed to look at the contents of
that, you were just supposed to get it for me! And how do you know my
name?"
"Please Jack, try not to be so blatantly ignorant. First off, did you
really think I'd go to all that trouble to get this and not be curious of
it's contents? And secondly, what kind of criminal would I be to not check
up on my client? Honor among thieves is at an all time low these days."
Jack glanced back at his goons and gave an almost imperceptible nod.
Darrek, of course, perceived it. Jack probably took great pleasure in
saying, "You're a nosy son of a bitch, aren't you?" He then continued with,
"So what did you learn?"
Darrek smiled. "Interesting stuff, let me assure you. You work for
Centauri. You folks make inferior products that are regularly trounced by
Intracon's. Still, a new encryption algorithm wouldn't give you much of an
edge. In today's political climate, these things are practically useless
for law abiding companies."
Jack tried to interrupt. "This is all very interesting, Darrek, but why
don't you give me the disc now?"
Darrek ignored him. "Then I realized what this was all about. I'm sure
you're aware that this year the FBI pushed through a bill that makes it
treason to export strong encryption, a crime punishable by death."
One of the goons walked around the car and stood behind Jack, who said, "I
think I read something about that last month."
"I'll bet," Darrek continued. "You don't want the encryption at all.
Intracon's signature is on this disc. You plan to drop it off in somewhere
in the middle east and then call the NSA. With the witch hunt currently
going on regarding this stuff, you figure you can get the government to
remove Intracon's CEO for you."
Jack nodded. "And without him, the company will fall apart. Now I think
you should hand over that disc." One goon drew a gun and the other strode
menacingly toward Darrek.
With a frown, Darrek said, "Give me a break guys. Taking things by raw,
stupid, force went out with prohibition." He glanced at an icon and
blinked. A blinking light appeared in the trees to Darrek's left and
floated toward the car. Both goons, the driver, and Jack looked up at it.
Dipshits, Darrek thought. Though his glasses switched to opaque mode, he
closed his eyes anyway. It didn't hurt to be safe.
"What's that boss?" That must have been one of the goons.
"I don't know. Shoot the damn thing." Definitely Jack's voice.
The next sound Darrek heard was screaming. He opened his eyes to see his
clients rolling on the ground rubbing their eyes. Even the driver had
fallen out of the car. Darrek glanced up at his little hoverball and it
dropped down into his hand. Every square millimeter of the ball not devoted
to propulsion was covered with a perfectly reflecting surface and an array
of these new lightbulbs he'd stolen from an R&D company half a year ago.
Typical high powered, portable spotlights put out a million candlepower.
When this ball flashed it put out a billion.
Darrek sauntered over to Jack and stepped on his chest. "I've changed my
mind, Jack. Anyone who'd look into a gigacandlepower light is just too
stupid for my business. There's nothing worse than working for an
incompetent baffoon. Trust me on this." A screech of wheels made Darrek
jerk his head up. A car came racing around a corner. "Uh oh." He tossed
the hoverball into the air and sent it after the new car.
The car skidded to a stop and a door opened. Someone jumped out and shot
down the ball before Darrek could flash it. Swearing, Darrek grabbed a gun
from one of the goons and raced to Jack's car. He drew his katana over his
shoulder and slashed the car's front wheel. He then dove behind the rear
wheel and poked it. He returned the sword to its sheath and looked under
the car. With the wheels slashed there was not much room for the bad guys
to shoot under it, but he stayed behind the rear wheel anyway. He hefted
the gun awkwardly and looked it over. What the hell am I going to do with
this, he wondered. Guns were such a low tech way of getting things done
that Darrek had never bothered to learn to use one. Besides, he wasn't sure
he could kill anyone. Still, he pointed the gun over the trunk and in the
general direction of the new car and fired a few times. With no cameras in
the area, he had to stick his head around the bumper and verify that they
weren't walking toward him. He pulled back quickly when a bullet thunked
into the trunk.
"Shit, shit, shit!" His heart pounding in fear, Darrek pondered his scant
options. He was in the middle of an open parking lot with sharpshooters
just waiting to pick him off if he made a break for the woods. He was
surrounded by partially blinded people who'd recover soon and give him even
more trouble. He had a gun and a sword but no good plan to get out. Maybe
he could drive the car to the woods? As if to answer his thoughts, shots
rang out and the car rocked to the side, its wheels facing the gunmen blown
out. The gunfire continued, and Darrek heard a number of thunks up front by
the engine.
What now? He could try grabbing Jack, holding a gun to his head, and
backing out to the woods. No, that never even worked in the movies; how
could it possible work in real life? Maybe they considered Jack as
expendable as the car. This thought was punctuated by the rear window
blowing out, covering him with shattered glass.
"Hey, Jack." Darrek called out. "Remember when I told you there was
nothing worse than working for an incompetent baffoon? Well I was wrong.
Being an incompetent baffoon is much worse." What to do? A solution came
to Darrek, but he hated it. He hated it so much he set it aside and tried
to think of another one. At the sound of the car advancing, he pointed his
gun in its direction and fired a few more times. The car stopped again.
Panicked, Darrek cast his plan into action.
"You know, Darrek," Jack called back to him, "if you weren't planning to
give me the disk you probably shouldn't have even come here. What, did you
only come to tell me I'm stupid? Now who's the stupid one?"
"Shut up, Jack!" He fired a shot in his direction but made sure to miss.
Jack shut up. He then fired a few more shots at the other car.
The gun clicked.
Darrek was so scared he didn't even know how many shots he had fired. After
another minute, the car began to creep forward again.
The distant sound of sirens fell like music on Darrek's ears. It took
the cops fifteen minutes to get to a burglarized museum, but they moved
considerably faster when their screens told them an officer had been shot.
Darrek hated needing help to get out of this jam. He especially hated
turning to the police for his help. But he valued his life more than his
pride. The other car paused for a moment and then took off out of the
parking lot. Darrek used the opportunity to make a break for the woods. A
shot, probably from the other goon, went over his head, but Darrek didn't
even look back. He tore into the woods and back to his car. His nerves
were so on edge, he even drove the speed limit out of there.
After a few minutes he calmed down and his normal cockiness returned. He
was away safe, and, regardless of how badly it had gone, he'd done what he
wanted to do. Next time, however, he'd consider sending flame mail instead
of insulting his client in person. Still, this wasn't over. He was already
planning how to go about ruining the Centauri Corporation.
But the game wouldn't be much fun if he put all the good competition out
of business. He pulled over to a mailbox and quickly jotted down a note to
Will Lintel, Intracon's CEO. It said "Will, you've really got to keep this
more secure. It's dangerous!" He signed the note DarrekM, stuffed it and
the disk into a padded envelope he'd already addressed, and dropped it into
the box.
The End
Copyright Michael P. Calligaro
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